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Desmond. Agoraphobic Pharmaceutical Supplier.

Desmond or Dez- if you're feeling hip, is an agoraphobic drug dealer who lives in Bong City in the Sadalbari Sector- the heart of the H.L.Z. He hasn't left his apartment in over five years after an unspoken tragedy. Inside his apartment is a small looking blanket fort but once entered the blanket fort is much larger than it first appears.

Desmond is about to make the biggest deal of his life. A red headed, space pirate is to exchange a very special briefcase for large duffle bag of Spice. The Spice was intended for a dangerous triad of Spicers who need the spice the continue living.

The briefcase... Dez knows can only be used for one thing- destruction of a very important resource planet- Iraqueefia. Unfortunately, while attempting to sell a bag of weed to a couple of goofy stoners (Deckard and Syd) a mysterious assailant burns his blanket fort to the ground and steals the brief case.

Now Dez must face his greatest fears and venture into outer space to chase down the dangerous assailant and get back the leathal brief case. Fortunately, he has a Deckard and Syd to escort him... fortunately.

Syd. Quixotic Space Cowboy.

This obligatory space cowboy loves smoking weed, cruising the cosmos in his van and hanging out with his good friend Deckard. His side kick and co- pilot is a coke snorting- gray alien- Strieber.

Syd decides to help his buddy, Deckard, out by transporting him into the H.L.Z. (Heavy Law Zone) to visit a drug dealer, Desmond. What starts off as a simple hook up turns into a bizarre misadventure that hurtles him and his friends straight into the lions den. Together, maybe, they’ll escape unscathed.

Deckard. Mild Mannered Librarian, Part-time Stoner.

Deckard- a mild mannered librarian with a Penchant for sex and weed- has a small problem. After his girlfriend finds out he’s cheating- she decides to booby trap his genitals and steal all his money and weed. Getting out of the unique situation he and his best friend decide to cross the cosmos to find a sack a weed. Little do they know, they’ll be sucked into a caustic misadventure that will really make him consider quitting his herbal habit.

Or maybe not...

Draca. Space Pirate Extraordinaire.

As a child, Draca was sold into slavery to crawl into the small, deep tunnels of the Calicoe resin mines. Her slave ship was high jacked by Space Pirates and they raised her as one of their own. At twenty five she took her collective booty and retired, leaving the violent, pirate life behind.

After being slipped a roofy, Draca wakes up to find herself shanghaied and sold into human trafficking. But after her sleazy, trick and pimp push her too far her old instincts kick in and she murders them in a dirty hotel in an H.L.Z- Heavy Law Zone. If caught she’ll be thrown into the prison pits of Sarcadia (a very deadly place). Her only hope is to call her old Captain for help. He’s willing to send help but only if Draca comes out of retirement for one last mission.

Her mission is simple... steal the cargo of an Intergalactic Drug smuggler and use it to make an exchange for a special brief case- contents unknown. The cargo is a duffle bag of Spice (aka Melange)- a highly addictive and expensive drug.

If she can make the deal and deliver the mysterious brief case- Dorothy will be returned to Kansas to live the rest of her life in peace.

Dirk. Cosmic Drug Courier.

The life of an Intergalactic Drug Courier for a pharmaceutical company can be a relatively simple job. Deliver the drugs- whatever they may be, don’t get lost but most important of all... don’t lose your cargo. The price for shrinkage is death.

But on what should’ve been an easy trip, Dirk is shot down and crashes on a deserted desert planet. He follows the trail of debris to find his cargo of spice, and a sexy space pirate. He underestimates her and she makes off with his drugs and abandons him on the deadly planet.

Now Dirk is determined to get off the planet, get his spice back and follow the puppet strings to find out who sent the Space Pirate after him... and make them pay.

BOUNTY: $5000.00 Larks

BOUNTY: $8000.00 Larks

BOUNTY: $500.00 Larks

BOUNTY: $4200.00 Larks

CURRENT BOUNTIES WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE

The following criminals are to be considered armed and dangerous!